The Boba Farm
Kurt Timmermeister. To be honest, I didn't even realize your last name was Timmermeister until I wrote that. Personally, I think Timmermeister Farms gives more of a unique touch compared to Kurtwood Farms. Whenever I read Kurtwood Farms, I keep thinking about Pepperidge Farm for some reason.
Getting back to the book, I've got to hand it to you, Kurt. You've already taught me so much about farming. I'm only halfway through the book yet I feel so well informed. So let me fill you in on some key farming tips.
Before we even get into actual farming, you always have to remember to not screw over Matt. This part is very crucial. This man put it all on the line for vegans, supplying kale left and right, but barely got paid for his efforts. Let Matt make some money.
The next important thing to know is that airmail is a scary place. Each day, thousands of bees are getting slaughtered on their way to beekeepers. If you want to make the world a better place, don't trust Amazon with your bees.
Moving on, remember, deer are monsters. The cute look is nothing but a facade. If you innocently start growing apples, you're in for a rude awakening.
So now let's say you're in the market for a cow. Keep in mind that buying a cow is just like buying technology. You can buy a high quality cow from a first party supplier for a premium price. On the contrary, you can buy a relatively cheaper cow from a third party, but it may come with some defects like a disease or two.
After going through that, I'm actually quite inspired. I've decided that I'm going to take everything I've learned from Kurt and innovate the farm world with the first ever boba farm. Look forward to Razawood Farms.
(Work on that marketing, bro)
Getting back to the book, I've got to hand it to you, Kurt. You've already taught me so much about farming. I'm only halfway through the book yet I feel so well informed. So let me fill you in on some key farming tips.
Before we even get into actual farming, you always have to remember to not screw over Matt. This part is very crucial. This man put it all on the line for vegans, supplying kale left and right, but barely got paid for his efforts. Let Matt make some money.
The next important thing to know is that airmail is a scary place. Each day, thousands of bees are getting slaughtered on their way to beekeepers. If you want to make the world a better place, don't trust Amazon with your bees.
So now let's say you're in the market for a cow. Keep in mind that buying a cow is just like buying technology. You can buy a high quality cow from a first party supplier for a premium price. On the contrary, you can buy a relatively cheaper cow from a third party, but it may come with some defects like a disease or two.
(Always go for first party cows)
Alright you got your cow. You're one step into the dairy business. You got some raw milk. What do you do? Hopefully your answer wasn't to sell it raw. Causing a public health incident isn't the best business strategy. Make sure you get it pasteurized via milk tankers.
Sadly, those are all tips I have for you today. Expect more useful tips after I read the rest of the book.
After going through that, I'm actually quite inspired. I've decided that I'm going to take everything I've learned from Kurt and innovate the farm world with the first ever boba farm. Look forward to Razawood Farms.
Here's a random picture of Boba
Thanks, Raza. You really made me laugh. Although, don't give up on Raw Milk Boba -- I hear that it's the ONLY boba vehicle worth drinking....
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